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Season 3A: Ava Sharpe is a stone cold bureaucratic badass
Season 3B: Ava Sharpe is a dorky gay marshmallow who talks about her feelings in front of many people at once
- Camila: What if people had food names and food had people names?
- Lauren, to Dinah: Hey spaghetti, time for dinner.
- Dinah: What are we having?
- Lauren: Ally.
- Normani: Why am I friends with you guys?
- Dinah: Shut up, potato.
About this time every year, I ask myself the same question: why does chocolate taste so much better in the shape of a bunny?
What part do you eat first?
Ears. Always the ears.
I was watching Nigella’s cooking show and she prepared a fruit salad without even adding a tiny bit of sugar…
I was so surprised because she usually prepares stuff that is fat and full of calories and her cutting fruit and talking about how good it was for health is an unusual thing, but the show continued and she took the fruit cup she filled, walked to the fridge and stuck a chocolate bar in the cup, saying it was healthy as well XD
I knew she wouldn’t have disappointed me!
When people think it’s the end of the world when they find out I don’t drink coffee I’m just like haha just wait til you find out I don’t fuck men either
- Nicole: Come on, I didn't drink that much last night.
- Wynonna: You were flirting with Waverly.
- Nicole: So what? She's my wife.
- Wynonna: You asked her if she was single.
- Wynonna: And started crying when she said no.
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